![]() 03/15/2020 at 00:08 • Filed to: Apocalypse, Prepper, EotW | ![]() | ![]() |
“The Omega Man”: Do steal hot cars to make your escape from the mutants. Don’t let yourself fall in love and end up dying protecting that person.
“Soylent Green”: Do trust no-one. Don’t eat the green wafers
“Outbreak”: Do buck authority and come up with a real solution. Don’t play with stray monkeys.
“Andromeda Strain”: Do fund scientific research well enough to build a massive secret facility in the desert. Don’t worry about your sense of style everybody looks shitty in hazmat suits.
“Mad Max”: Do make friends with wandering bands of fuel-seeking nomads. Don’t drink the radioactive water.
“Zombieland” (or any zombie movie): Do aim for the head. Don’t get bit.
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I just watched “ Outbreak” this evening. Everyone needs to watch the scenes where is spreads. Good stuff.
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If you are including “Soylent Green” then what is to be learned from “ The Cars that Ate Paris, or The Cars that eat People ?” I would guess that you shouldn’t cause car accidents on purpose or live in Australia at all.
This is a weird, weird movie and I love it for that. Also, I still don’t understand it, but it haunts my dreams, in a good way.
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Pretty sure we’re headed for the world shown in this Canadian sci-fi classic:
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I’ll need to watch this! From the synopsis all I can figure is: Do avoid driving through small rural towns in Australia. Don’t forget to renew your travel insurance.
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Headed? We’re there my friend.
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And from “A Boy and his Dog” we learn that you’re buddy the talking dog is more important than female companionship and said companion makes a fine dog food if not a particularly tasty one. Hey, it was a weird movie.
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If there is an alpacalypse I hope to be one of the first to die, then I will not have to live an impossible survival story.
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The earth was desras trated
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I watched a boy and his dog probably at the Pittsburgh Playhouse in the early 80's. All I recall is it was strange......
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But think of the car modding OPPOrtunities! Minivan+minigun, 911+o verlander, Ambulance+armor plates ... anything goes!
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I found the full one with a less weird crop, so just look it up if you do so. I would highly advise watching it, if you have a little patience. One of the most unsettling movies I’ ve seen in a long time.
Bas ically, just avoid Australia altogether and don't drive ever.
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Bad Taste. Do drive an old Thames van with a cardboard cutout of The Beatles. Don’t forget your hat, in case you need to keep your brains from leaking out when you fall and hit your head.
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Back To The Future: Take the Toyota 4x4 and escape to the mountains.
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“Alpocalypse”?
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And Cherry 2000 taught us not to get our sex robot wet.
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I have a friend who follows that same logic. Wants to be one of the first to go.